It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check
World’s Oldest Living Person Credits Health to Sushi and Sleep
Born on March 5, 1898, to kimono-makers in Osaka, Japan, 116-year-old Misao Okawa thanks a good night’s sleep and lots of sushi for her health, she told The Telegraph.
“Eat and sleep and you will live a long time,” she told the newspaper. “You have to learn to relax.”
tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this
today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant”
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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
IF SOMEONE TOLD ME I WOULD FIND THIS FUNNY FIVE YEARS AGO I WOULD HAVE BEEN OFFENDED
ITS LITERALLY A CRAPPY DRAWING OF A SPIDER SAYING HOT CHOCLETY MILK THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO LOGICAL REASON FOR ME TO FIND THIS HUMOROUS YET I AM CRYING